❝ He might seem cold-blooded, but he’s more human and his heart more brittle than anyone else. So much so that if you filled it with human love or betrayal, it’d break easily. Which is why, I think, he chose from the start to avoid it all, to love humanity. You understand? Not to accept, not to face it. To avoid it.❞

"The only one who can be in a team with me is me."

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

awkward-fallen-angel:

somnone:

nonespark:

gohomepandayadrunk:

majorsarcasm19:

lifeofadisneykid:

BEST

Flynn Rider has his priorities sorted. 

Flynn Rider is the only sane person in Disney.

other than

image

Maybe they’re related

Its the hair

fencer-x:

myanimefriends:

shougo is a dog now..

"now"?

He’s been that way for a while XD

Rei seems to bring out the beast in him XD

fyeahsportsanime:

Nishinoya to the rescue

swagakure:

i wanted to try making some of these and i think it went pretty well

mrv3000:

ophelia-tagloff:

kestrel337:

Just imagine the Avengers going to Ikea, and Thor is the only one who can pronounce the name of anything. 

This is disproportionately hilarious to me.

#COME LET US ASSEMBLE THE LÖVBACKEN

fencer-x:

zekinta:

大好きなハルからメールが来たときの凛ちゃん【トレス】

Pixiv ID: 38227779
Member: あかいろ

OH MY GOD THIS IS ADORABLE.

Haru’s text: /It’s been a while./
Rin: HARU!! FUCK YEAH HARU CONTACTED ME! HARUUUUUUUUU…! HARU!! I—I mean it’s not like I’m super ecstatic about this or anything. I wasn’t WAITING for him to talk to me. I don’t give two shits about him! YOU HEAR ME, NITORI?? Aaah~ I can see Haruuuu~~~☆
Rin’s text: /The fuck do you want./

Top 20 Characters (as voted by my followers) → #08: Zuko

"I don’t need luck though, I don’t want it. I’ve always had to struggle and fight and that’s made me strong. It’s made me who I am."